Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 1984.

1. Data We Collect

We collect your data. What do we do with it? Mostly just look at it and go "huh, neat." We definitely track how long you linger on specific images. Don't worry, your secrets are safe with our highly secure (but honestly unchecked) database.

2. Cookies

We use cookies. No, not the chocolate chip kind. The tracking kind. If you don't like it, you probably shouldn't be on the internet in 2026. Deal with it.

3. Third-Party Sharing

We will never sell your data to third parties. Mostly because we don't really know how to do that, and the instructions seemed really complicated. But if someone offers us a ridiculous amount of money, we make absolutely no promises.

4. Your Rights

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you type in the Discord can and will be used as a meme against you.

5. Deleting Your Data

If you want us to delete your data, you have to ask nicely. Very nicely. A compliment wouldn't hurt either. Even then, we might just put it in a folder labeled "Deleted" and call it a day.